Events at the Farm
1. No balls of any kind are allowed in the brewery. (Your balls will be confiscated and deflated).
2. No throwing anything . . . fits included.
3. Pets are welcome, but not in the tasting room.
4. Two feet must remain on the floor at all times. So this means no running or sliding . . . duh.
5. Shrieking and disruptive children will be gathered and fed to our man-eating goats! This will not relieve you from your parental responsibilities.
6. Please, please do not throw cigarette butts on the ground. It's really gross! We have smoking towers.
7. No outside food allowed . . . except cake. We like cake.
Farm Rules
Disruptive children will
be eaten by goats.
