Beer Releases
Text Your Ex
Chocolate Raspberry Milk Stout
IPA Trio
(From left to right)
"Lightweight"
Manderina Session IPA
3.8% ABV
"Full Nelson"
Nelson IPA
5.9% ABV
"Luchador"
El Dorado DIPA
9.2% ABV
Rooster King
Red Lager
3.5% ABV
Todays Release
Runestone
Riwaka Horindal Kveik IPA
5.8%ABV
1. No balls of any kind are allowed in the brewery. (Your balls will be confiscated and deflated).
2. No throwing anything . . . fits included.
3. Pets are welcome, but not in the tasting room.
4. Two feet must remain on the floor at all times. So this means no running or sliding . . . duh.
5. Shrieking and disruptive children will be gathered and fed to our man-eating goats! This will not relieve you from your parental responsibilities.
6. Please, please do not throw cigarette butts on the ground. It's really gross! We have smoking towers.
7. No outside food allowed . . . except cake. We like cake.
Farm Rules
Disruptive children will
be eaten by goats.
